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Surstromming "What if I get fat?"Surstromming by ~LiL9709
"More of y' t' love."
"What if I suffer a midlife crisis at like, thirty or something, and get all wrinkly and grey and start collecting cat-print tea towels?"
"'ll tell y' yer beautiful ev'ry day. Get y' a cat-print kettle t' match."
A pause, and then Tino asks incredulously, "Can you even get cat-print kettles?"
He watches as Berwald ponders this, and then shrugs a shoulder. "Dunno."
Tino pushes himself up onto his elbow and turns onto his side. Head in palm, he eyes the Swede lying in the grass next to him.
"What if I like, decide to grow a beard? That's not very 'wifey'." Absentmindedly, he begins to pull grass
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Girly ties ties. It's okay. 
